Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.
In this line of work, you hear it all. Including a whole lotta ignorant statements.
If you want to avoid opening your mouth and saying something that might be construed as super offensive and rude, check out this list of the ten things to never…