Joseyy 19. Pennsylvania. Slytherin.

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

(via roguesareth)

baguettethefuckout:

The Heir of Slytherin (a Rains of Castamere cover)

"And who are you," the Dark Lord said,
"That I must bow so low?"

"Only a snake of a diff’rent skin,
That’s all the truth I know.
In a coat of Green, or Silver pure,
A serpent still has fangs.
And mine are poisonous, my Lord,
As poisonous as yours.”

And so he spoke, and so he spoke, 
The Heir of Slytherin.

And now the Rains, weep o’er his halls
And none to let him in.
And now the Rains weep o’er his halls
And none to let him in.

(via serpensort1a)