stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

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songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

(Source: jaesama)

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  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
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    vaguelyjewish:

    testoster0ne:

    how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

    like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

    This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

    (Source: basedyeeezus)

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    idanceitarotiart:

    thetarotlady:

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    In this line of work, you hear it all. Including a whole lotta ignorant statements.

    If you want to avoid opening your mouth and saying something that might be construed as super offensive and rude, check out this list of the ten things to never…

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